And join the cult he did!

January 6, 2009 at 8:20 am 2 comments

I WANT AN IPHONE

pogueiphone08(To the tune of “I Did It My Way”)
Lyrics by David Pogue

And now, the end is near,
I’m sick to death of this old cellphone.
Bad sound, the signal’s weak, the software stinks—
A “Made in Hell” phone!

I’ve heard there’s something new,
A million times more rad than my phone,
I too, will join the cult,
I want an iPhone.

Concerns, I have a few;
It’s got some flaws, we may just face it,
No keys, no memory card,
The battery’s sealed—you can’t replace it.

But God, this thing is sweet,
A multitouch iPod Wi-Fi phone,
You had me from “hello,”
I want an iPhone.

I want to touch that precious screen,
I want to rub the smudges clean,
I want my friends to look and drool,
I want to say, “Look, now I’m cool!”
I stood in line, and I’ll get mine:
I’ll get an iPhone!

For what is a man, what has he got?
With no iPhone, then he’s got squat.
It’s all the things a phone could be—
So what if it’s AT&T?
I took a stand, paid half a grand…
And got an iPhone!

Entry filed under: Posts. Tags: .

If there was no Apple … No wonder I love Hong Kong so much

2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. And join the cult he did! | Tea Break  |  January 6, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    […] This cup of tea was served by: In the Line of Wire […]

    Reply
  • 2. Awais Naseer Keyani  |  January 8, 2009 at 12:05 am

    LOL! nice! very rhythmic! I am now singing it like kids!!

    I want to touch that precious screen,
    I want to rub the smudges clean,
    I want my friends to look and drool,
    I want to say, “Look, now I’m cool!”
    I stood in line, and I’ll get mine:
    I’ll get an iPhone!

    very nice!!

    Reply

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Trackback this post  |  Subscribe to the comments via RSS Feed


Past Posts

Twitter Updates


%d bloggers like this: